Tuesday, December 12, 2006

God Bless You !

Do my posts seem a little bit redundant ? Specifically, how Elaina blows mucho-snotto from her nasal passages with every blessed sneeze ? Oh, yeah - I'm sure you haven't quite erased that from your mind just yet. She's been a steady performer of this pattern for too long. Glad I brought it up again ? NOT.

So, being back at work over the past two days, I've come to realize that the same flu virus that Elaina had contracted has been rampant in just about every household in every corner of the world this weekend. I couldn't begin to count the number of stories I heard of employees being sick or their family members, or the little deliquents scheduled to appear in court today. Unbelievable.

Herein, lies my problem. There are so many people sick that everytime I hear a sneeze, I have to fight my instinct to grab a tissue and run to "catch" that persons latest delivery via their sinus passages. Get it ? I'm Elaina's snot catcher and I have begun to react like Pavlov's dog at the ringing of a bell. Oh, do I have issues .... I mean tissues. Both really. Just say "Bless You !"

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