Wednesday, June 07, 2006

"Minor" Misdemeanor


Defendant : Elaina Rose
Date of Birth : 7-2-2005

Complaintants : Mommy and Daddy

Charge : Inducing Panic , M1 Section Code: ORC 2917.31

To Wit : On June 7, 2006 at 2400 hours, it is alleged that Elaina Rose is suspect in Inducing Panic in the White House setting off 3 alarms in the residence. The first incident which occurred during the bedtime feeding at 2000 hours on June 6, 2006 in which Elaina had set her own alarm clock to go off, racing Frantic Mommy upstairs to investigate the noise. A second incident followed at 2350 hours in which Mommy and Daddy were nearly asleep in bed when Daddy's alarm clock proceeded to go off. Daddy and Mommy were both startled by the unexpected racket. At 2355 hours, Elaina's second alarm on her clock went off to the tune of "Baa Baa Black Sheep" set from her CD player. Once more, startled Daddy was made to silence this alarm as well.

It is in the Defendant's best interest to be placed on supervised house arrest for 15 years and suspend all electronic devices from her personal use.

This court will award the Complaintants of Mommy and Daddy 6 months of uninterrupted, restful nights.

Complaintants Remarks : Frantic Mommy said, " That is the last time I let Elaina play on our nightstands as I attempt to sort laundry."


1 Welcome Comments:

grandma h. said...

The child is attracted by electricity. Be sure to keep the outlets covered.